Paintball Girls – How Cute

Now, before you watch this video, you must first acknowledge that it’s girls like these that call us guys “immature” and “retarded”. And of course, I’m going to have these two paintball girls represent the entire female population. My point is not that these girls are actin’ a fool – they’re just having fun. But so are we when we decide to throw a smoke bomb inside the local Blockbuster store.

I was not surprised in finding that most of the comments for this video were “Yea that’s hot” and “I’d do that”. The only reason you are attracted to the girls is because they have paintball guns and masks on. So, because you are only attracted because of the paintball guns and masks, it’s safe to say that you are sexually attracted to paintball in itself. And because paintball is played mostly by MALES, you are in fact, a homosexual. It’s only logical. What? Try and prove me wrong.